Just in case anyone throws rocks at us again.....just to make them dance a bit.

1) Hot day....notice the temp is pegged at 120 so you don't really know how hot it is.
2) Standing by our hooch.
3) Getting ready to fly into Iraq.
4) Me dorking around on a WWII anti-aircraft gun....ironic?

Lets see....my moustache and I have been keeping busy....and for those of you who hate the way it looks....that is the whole point. I kinda hate it myself, however my goal is to let it get as awkward as possible. It is way out of Navy regs. I am trying to see how long I can get it before someone says something about it.

Finally a day off...what does that mean?....not much. Since there is so much to do over here, a day off usually means you stop by the PX at least 3 times a day instead of 2. Or you get to spend a little more time throwing rocks at a speed limit sign because you don't have anywhere to be.

Oh yeah, Mom...if you want to post a comment....click on the thing that says "comments" the bottom of the post. I love technology.

Sometimes for fun I ask the army guys why the government doesn't let them carry bazookas around? Or I ride a pink bicycle as close to people as possible with no undershirt and my flight suit zipped down to my waist. That usually gets a good reaction.

On the work side of the house....we are keeping busy with missions. We had some kids throw rocks at us as we were flying low over a town in Iraq......no we didn't shoot at them. Oh yeah we also rate the girls out here on a desert scale from 1-10. What does that mean? Well a desert rating is at a minimum of 2 points higher than a normal raitng. So....if a chick is a desert 6, she is a normal 4. You may think I am rude,but think about it.....some of these girls drive tanks.

Just a few picts

Now you see why we call it Big Iron.....also notice....the pic of me on the ground...two things 1) what a sweet stache...2) Oh yeah, don't forget about the scorpion 6 inches away from my face. Bottom left....me on a sandy day. Bottom right....my cubby space with all my flight gear....if you look closely you will notice the name tag says "Pooper" yeah....thats my call sign, pretty dreamy huh?

Getting set up...

As most people post when they start one of these......I am not sure how this is going to turn out. Now.... most people say that because they are not real computer literate or not good at thinking of what to say...I am simply saying it because I usually feel semi-retarded when I try new stuff. So there ya go.

As most of you know I am in the desert trying to be super tatical.....when really all I am is like a big air bus.....big air bus with guns that is....anyway, I take lots of pictures with gucci gear on trying to look cool so I will be sure to post those once I fugure out how.

I will tell you this....one of the things we do to pass the time, or at least make the day go by with some fun, is the doorknob - safety game. Familiar??? Goes like this. Anyone under the age of 30 is probably familiar with it...for the rest of you...here is your explination. When you fart out loud...or silently, you have to call "Safety" before someone calls "doorknob." If you fail to do so...the person who called "doorknob" gets to punch you senseless untill you touch a doorknob. Sounds fun huh? I suggest you all bring that to your next board meeting if applicable.

All for now....