Trailer Park

So....I never thought I would be so happy to move into a trailer. First three weeks here...living in a 100 man tent, slept on a cot...man that was sweet. Then we moved into hooches...imagine a bunk bed setting....lockers...kinda like toothpicks stacked in the corner of a box. Well now we are living big time. which leads me to my next point:

Top 10 reasons my trailer is sweeter than yours:
10. When I break someting...Hagi fixes it right away (this gives him job security)
9. I get revli played at 0600 over a loud speaker (I hate that).
8. Speaker also plays taps in case you are retarded and forget to go to bed.
7. Carpet.
6. Fridge.
5. Microwave.
4. Only one roomate vice three.
3. Much closer walk to work.
2. My own shitter and shower.
1. No more mishaps while trying to pee in a bottle because you can't make it to the nearest bathroom 200 yards away!